it's friday, bitches!

and it's a jeans day at work! and once again, i woke up starving...this time i'm eating - a wonderfully bad breakfast taco from taco shack.

we're going to giddings tonight for alex's first 8th grade football game. he better start. i'm still craving a chihuahua's breakfast taco....maybe i'll get one tomorrow.

i'm already tired...pancakes woke me up too early and james locked himself out of the house when he went jogging. i need a nap.

oh...GO HORNS!

when bored at work...

...ramble.

there's nothing new going on. i turned 26 last week. a week ago today really. i don't feel older. i don't feel younger either. i changed my hair color - kind of. i put in highlights. caramel colored. i'm also trying to wear it down more. i feel more...grown up that way. i'm also TRYING to save money. though, it's not really working. i'm a horrible money saver. i can't save a dime to save my life - which isn't really true. i have a drawer with change in it. i was doing really well, too. but my dog got sick and there went $155. now i'm overdrawn - damn car insurance! why won't you let me change the date its drafted!!!! boo to you i say (shakes fist)!

my stomach is growling. i'm really hungry. i woke up hungry - but do i eat? nope. i'm not really a breakfast person. unless their chihuahua's breakfast tacos. mmmmmmmmm! maybe on our way to houston, we can stop and grab some. my mouth is watering just thinking about it!

dad is having his knee scoped today. poor guy is going to get another week off! boo to him i say! but really, i hope he'll be okay.

mom is doing well. nothing really going on in her neck of the woods...just taking care of dad i assume.

alex is off my christmas list. he skipped out on my birthday dinner because he wanted to go to his friend's birthday party instead. boo to him i say! he's getting a bag of coal this year.

james had a slight lung scare on monday. pancakes had a slight sick scare the same day too. both my boys were out of commission and i didn't like it.

that would be about it.

family time

i feel like the past month has been a like a revolving door of family coming and going. from james' brother and dad to my cousins, aunt, uncle, brother, and now my momo. not that i don't love it - i DO love it! i love being around family - i just want a little break. a little "alone" time with our new house.

anyway, so my brother is staying the week with us. last night, we went to a round rock express game. it was really fun! here are some pictures

this is just wrong

what's the p0int?

table for 1 please!

Man Who Has Sex With Table Gets 6 Months

June 23, 2008 8:05 AM

An Ohio man who went out onto his deck and had sex with his metal picnic table multiple times between January and March of this year, has been sentenced to six months in jail.

Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this. And according to cops, he also admitted to having intercourse with the table inside the home.

In fact, if the married father of three had not decided to take his amour outside of the house, which happens to be in plain view of an elementary school, chances are that he could've continued to see his flat-chested friend indefinitely.

Instead, thanks to the mysterious Deep Throat of the lawn furniture world, and the tireless work of the police, Art is off to prison.

Wish I could be a fly on the wall when an inmate asks him, "What are you in for?"

Final dumb thoughts:

This guy gives new meaning to the word tabletop.

Having sex with a metal picnic table in the middle of an Ohio winter sounds more dangerous than sticking your tongue to a flag pole.

If you are seeing a table, and you go out to dinner, does it get jeallous you are with other tables?

(Source)

“Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.”

RIP George Carlin. Your humor will definitely be missed!

my upcoming...stuff

on friday, i'll be having minor outpatient "surgery." i'm not even sure if its considered surgery...but in my book, it is.

my latest PAP came back showing that i have HPV. so my doctor had to run some tests, biopsy cells from my cervix, and send them off. when it comes back...it shows that i have moderate dysplasia (which in lehman's terms are pre-cancerous cells). not fun. so now, i have to have the cells lasered out...BOO! i'm not happy.

on top of that...the day after i have this done, i have an austin law firm softball tourney that i really want to play in, but won't be able to (sad) AND a bachelorette party that night that i'm seriously hoping to make...(sad, yet again).

i'm pretty nervous about this procedure...i've heard conflicting stories about pain. i'm such a wuss...it'll probably be horrible :(